So Charles Barkley was on The Daily Show last night to push his book Who's Afraid of a Large Black Man? After Stewart complimented him on the fairly sultry post Barkley strikes on the book's cover, the two men had the following exchange:

CB: You know, I'm feeling pretty good right now.... You say you're attracted to [Alan] Greenspan, you know, Brokeback Mountain got me feeling you right now.

JS: Really? ... We would be the worst couple ever.... We'd be walking down the street holding hands, and people would just be like [shocked look].

CB: But they'd know who was the man in charge, though.

In other words, Sir Charles wants you to know that he's comfortable enough with his sexuality to joke about being gay, but that if he actually were gay, he'd definitely be a top.

Except that Gawker reader Matt Hutson has video — from when he found himself at a Vegas club with Barkley and Michael Jordan — suggesting otherwise:

Of course, for Jordan, you'd bottom, too.

Michael Jordan Totally Freaked Charles Barkley [SilverJacket]