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Meanwhile, at NYU:

From: [redacted]
To: Journalism Undergrad Announcements
Sent: Tuesday, February 07, 2006 1:31 PM
Subject: quick way to make $30 NOW

Would anyone be interested in earning $10 by picking my child up from school on 22nd Street, taking him to tennis lessons on 28th St. and bringing him back to 10 WPL. It would be about a 3 hour job & I will pay for bus fare. You should be back on campus by 5:45.

Let me know asap if this works for you.

It'll be good practice for office cleaning you'll do in grad school.

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