We don't know what Bucky Turco does all day, but the man most certainly wanders into the most interesting places. Today he attended the Future Marketing Summit, where evil manchild types convene to learn how to make you buy moremoremore. While there, advertising It Boy Alex Bogusky explained the creepiness of his latest campaign, which features the Burger King. The inspiration? Larry King, a copywriter, a dash of George W. Bush — you know, typically creepy shit. Now go buy a Whopper, sheep.