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Damon Wayans has been very busy lately, what with trying to get his catchily named clothing line off the ground while readying his new Showtime comedy sketch show, Damon Wayans' The Underground. We thought we'd pass along one of their recent Craigslist casting notices:

A new sketch comedy show for Showtime called "D. Underground" is looking for a few women who would be open to nudity in a sketch that will be shot in the month of March.


The sketch requires getting a direct shot of a woman s vagina. To be specific, the role would have a woman walk onto a stage and sit on a stool with her legs open. Her face would not be shown, the camera would only show from the waist down.

THIS IS NOT PORN. THERE WOULD BE NO TOUCHING OF ANY KIND. [...]

We are looking for women of all ages (over 18) and ethnicities. We will be casting three women between the ages of 18 to 30 and one woman over 50.

Because the shot would be from the waist down, we don t need a photo of your face, but we do need to see a photo of your vagina. To be considered for this role please email a tasteful photo of your vagina with a contact phone number.

For those of you perhaps unfamiliar with industry standard, snatchshots are traditionally 8x10 black-and-whites printed on glossy paper, with your vagina's name printed on the lower right corner, and its credits listed on a resume affixed to the back. (And yes, you can include regional appearances!) Good luck, and just think how thrilled your parents will be to receive that e-mail they've been waiting for, beginning "Dear Mom and Dad: Guess what! I got my first big Hollywood job..."