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Because it's Friday, and because we know you like to sound smart:

• The Atlantic's William Lang-uh-vee-shuh.
• The New Yorker's Jim Suhr-wick-ee.
• Time's James Pahn-uh-wah-zick.
• Times book critic Mitch-uh-coe Cock-uh-tahn-ee.

Earlier:
 Gawker Explainer: Names in the News
Gawker Explainer: More Names in the News
Gawker Explainer: Even More Names in the News
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