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In its continuing quest for legitimate "sixth borough" status, the Philadelphia Daily News (the "People's Paper," as it were) embraces its Fagadelphia side and lets the splashy gay puns fly. Low-carb cheesesteaks and scrapple frittatas are soon to become Old City staples. Yes, that's it — they'll paint the place so gay that New York City will have to let 'em in.

Crash Burns Brokeback [Philly Daily News]