We head into another weekend with the same mix of anticipation and dread we — and, we're sure, you — face each Friday afternoon. We're excited for 48 work-free hours; we're eager for copious sleep and even more copious alcohol; we're thirsting for all sorts of sensory excitement, whether culinary or theatrical or chemical or sexual. But then we're remember, as we always remember, the inevitable downside: The bridge-and-tunnellers are coming, too.

But wait! There's hope! This PSA recently making the rounds has the answer. We're not really sure whence the video comes, but we'll tell you this: Like with everything else, it turns out the problem is all the chicks' fault.