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· Seriously, though? Angelina is hot and all, but we're just not gonna trust her to fly our plane. Those two are really asking for trouble.
Now this is a new one: Somebody famous having their *own* rack signed? Pamela Anderson's always been an innovator.
We completely forgot it was Steak and BJ Day. Make sure your loved one observes this important holiday.
Federline's career path seems inevitable: First the stripper pole, then turning tricks on Santa Monica Blvd.
· Lastly, to recap for anyone who won't be bothered to scroll down a little bit, Will Ferrell is still not dead.