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Wired News again goes for the quasisexual lead:

In its 30-year history, this company has been up and down, rocked from stem to stern, nearly swamped and, as it is currently, riding on top of the swell.

Okay, it's a ship metaphor. On the eve of its 30th birthday, congrats to Apple — and all that sailed in her.

Apple's Finest Flip-Flops [Wired News]