Naomi Campbell Beats, Goes on With Life
You've just been arrested for allegedly beating the crap out of your housekeeper — your fifth such incident since 1998 — and your Swarovski crystal-encrusted BlackBerry is stained with blood. What's a girl to do? If you're Naomi Campbell, you head down to South Africa to visit Nelson Mandela and talk about UNICEF, of course. While Mandela once considered Campbell his "honorary granddaugher," we're guessning he's now far too scared of the supermodel warlord to cancel their meeting. Campbell, to her credit, knows that Mandela's place is a safe haven for all sorts of troubled models (Kate Moss allegedly blew some rails in his bathroom back in 1998).
Seemingly not facing any sort of social repercussions for her latest skull-crushing, Campbell is also expected to attend next month's Costume Institute Gala. On the upside, she's supposed to be seated with Vogue editor Anna Wintour. Should all go according to plan, this may be the one and only time we see true fear in Wintour's eyes — relish it.
