Ryan Jacob stole his keyboard from a preschooler
Tech-heavy mutual fund manager Ryan Jacob (congratulated in the New York Times for doing better in the bubble, worse in the bust, and better again in the boom — so his claim to fame is that, well, his fund is tech-heavy) let the photog shoot him hard at work.
If I were him, I'd ditch the Playskool keyboard first.
IMMEDIATE UPDATE: Orrrrr it's the keyboard for a Bloomberg terminal, which a reader says is "more difficult to use than the Space Shuttle controls." And since this reader may very well have used the Space Shuttle controls, I deeply apologize to Ryan Jacob and will cancel my gift order of Fisher Price's "Baby's First Computer Mouse."
