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Defamer is committed to bringing together those who've spent their lives honing an impressive repertoire of salutations and organizations looking to make a clean break from their recent, customer-hostile pasts. The Roosevelt Hotel, home of infamously exclusive celebrity glory-holes Tropicana Bar and Teddy's, turns to Craiglist's inexhaustible talent pool to officially end the Amanda Scheer Demme Era:

LOBBY GREETER HIP! EXCITING! Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel is looking for individuals with great customer service skills that likes to make people feel welcome. Must be flexible and work different shifts. Part time are considered as well as full time. Willing to train the right person who likes to be around exclusive clientele. Please apply in person at 7000 Hollywood Blvd - Hollywood - CA 90028 or fax 323/466-xxxx EOE - M/F/V/D

We wish good luck to the Roosevelt's management in its endeavor to offer a more welcoming environment for their "exclusive clientele," who'll enjoy the temporary novelty of politeness and respect for a little while, become bored, then eventually run back into the arms of a place willing to stun-gun anyone who looks like they don't fit in, just like the Trop in its guest-abusing heyday.