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· Can we get all the Cruise-related leftovers into a single sentence? Let's try: Tom Cruise threatens to shoot down planes, makes a crazy person cry with joy, is being stalked by three Dutch supermodels, has a surname that inspires horrible puns, and is one of the world's most popular muses for psychotic fan art.
· There was certainly a time when the phrase "Madonna to appear topless" seemed sexy, not desperate. But that time is long, long gone.
· This makes us hope that the NFL never returns to LA.
· Breaking! Courtney Love tries on clothes!