Exercises in Preemptive Headline Writing: Apple Store Edition
In anticipation of tonight's grand opening of the new Apple Store on Fifth Avenue, at which the company will give away one free MacBook an hour for 24 hours, and which it's rumored Steve Jobs himself might be in attendance, Gawker Media hanger-on and CBS Public Eyer Brian Montopoli passes along some headline ideas for tomorrow's coverage of the sure-to-be-imminent riots. His suggs:
A BARRELL OF ROTTEN APPLEZ
POISON APPLES ON 5TH AVE
APPLE GETS PIE IN ITS FACE
AN APPLE DAY KEEPS THE SANITY AWAY
APPLARCHY ON FIFTH AVE
NEW STORE NOT SO APPLEING
BAD APPLES SPOIL GIVEAWAY
Got better ideas? In the comments, kids. Your local tabloids' Friday-night copy editors will thank you.
