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Eat the Press, HuffPo's media "news, commentary, and chatter" wing, comes up big with the scoop that we've all been waiting for: Bill Hoffman will be Page Six's new staffer. Hoffman's a city desk veteran who recently angered the hip hop community with his shaky grasp of geography. Notes of congratulations and requests for Level Two Protection can be sent to bill.hoffman@nypost.com, but we're pretty sure the feds are monitoring that address, so be subtle.


Breaking: NY Post Vet Bill Hoffman Joins Page Six [HuffPo]
The NY Post's Bill Hoffman on Proof's Death [hiphopmusic.com]