Star Jones swanned her way to the Today show just now; the "fired" View co-host sat with Al Roker and spit out a bunch of saccharine reflections about the dramatics surrounding Tuesday's surprise resignation. No real bitchery, but definitely some Oscar-worthy "sincerity" about her time on the show — post-shitstorm, Jones said she received a heartfelt phone call from co-host Elizabeth Hasselbeck, which was a testament to her little white heart.

As for Barbara Walters, Jones said, "I still have her in my heart." But only because the lady can no longer fit in her stomach, of course.

Earlier: Gawker's Slaphappy Coverage of Star Jones