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Will Al Roker Shart Himself During His Marathon Weather Report?
Jordan Sargent · 11/12/14 05:00PMAl Roker Cannot Believe This Snow Shit Bill de Blasio Is Pulling
J.K. Trotter · 02/13/14 02:10PMToday Show weatherman Al Roker is very angry with Bill de Blasio. At a Thursday morning press conference, the New York City mayor blamed meteorologists for botching their snow forecasts, thereby giving the city grounds to keep public schools open. “Early weather forecasts showed just 3 inches of snow incoming,” he argued. (It’s now at 9.5 inches.) That’s when Al Roker opened his Twitter account:
Matt Lauer and Al Roker Had Their Butts Examined Live on Today
Caity Weaver · 11/07/13 01:23PMToday on Today, viewers were treated to a segment in which Matt Lauer and his cheeriest frenemy Al Roker received digital rectal prostate exams live on air. As you might expect from a television program that devoted equivalent Twitter promotion to this as it did to this week's Throwback Thursday theme ("favorite chick flicks"—tweet using the hashtag #TODAYtbt), the segment was handled with all the gravitas of a clown's funeral.
Al Roker Does Not Lose His Shit at Drake Concert
Lacey Donohue · 10/27/13 05:18PMAl Roker's Loopy Month-Long Twitter Beef with Some Random Guy
Caity Weaver · 07/18/13 02:13PMHere is a portrait of Al Roker, America's weatherman, on Twitter: He follows lots of media folks and news organizations (and @BrunoMars), as well as two Twitter accounts that appear to tweet exclusively in Japanese. He recently surpassed 200,000 followers, which was important to him. Most of tweets can be classified in three discrete categories:
Flavored Lip Balm, Forbidden Passion: Al Roker and Willie Geist Kissed on Today This Morning
Robert Kessler · 02/07/13 10:36AMAl Roker Loses His Shit (Metaphorically This Time) After Meeting Joe Biden
Kate Bennert · 01/21/13 06:15PMNot to be forgotten, Al Roker—TV news correspondent, Today Show weatherman, and White House sharter—made everyone uncomfortable again today when he shouted insanely at the President and Vice President until they acknowledged his existence. "I love Joe Biden," said Al Roker, as he rocked back and forth like a small child waiting in line for the bathroom. Biden, ever-suave, ducked out of the parade to shake Mr. Roker's hand and that was that.
Concerned Citizen on the Today Show Reminds Everyone That Al Roker Sharted Himself
Kate Bennert · 01/15/13 01:35PMThis morning on the Today Show, Al Roker was in Chicago to talk to a TV fireman about the weather, but one concerned individual would rather we keep talking about that time when Al Roker #sharted at the White House. Suspecting that we may be getting off track, this brave man (apparently a radio DJ in Chicago) was there to redirect the national conversation by holding up a simple cue card: "#shart." (Upper left hand corner; later, front and center.) And yet when NBC's camera man tried to pan away, our hero went above and beyond the call of duty to get back in the shot.
In Honor of Al Roker Sharting Himself, Help Us Come Up With a Comprehensive List of Shart Jokes
Max Read · 01/07/13 05:22PMIf Al Roker Sharts in The White House But No One Is There To See It, It Still Exists in His Pants, He Tells Dateline
Caity Weaver · 01/07/13 04:56PMWhite House Trivia: Al Roker once brought a dirty bomb to the White House Easter Egg Roll (in the form of poop in pants).
What The Hell Is Wrong With Al Roker?
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/21/12 09:17AMAl Roker appeared to malfunction during an episode of the Today Show late last week, remaining frozen on screen for several long seconds.
The 10 Best Videos of Reporters Being Blown Away by Hurricanes
Matt Cherette · 08/27/11 07:32PMHear Ann Curry Tell Al He Looks "Damn Dapper" and Then React to Her On-Air Swearing
Whitney Jefferson · 02/23/11 10:50AMIt's okay Ann, we don't really count the word "damn" as a swear anymore but it's totally cute that you do.
The Today Show Under Attack by Deranged Weirdo
Brian Moylan · 02/22/11 01:24PMTaping in Rockefeller Center sure is dangerous, and not because of all the annoying tourists. Today while taping in the outdoor plaza, a crazy person hopped the barricade and lunged for hosts Meredith Vieira, Al Roker, and an android known as the Willie Geist 3000. Don't worry, no weathermen were injured in the making of this film.