We admit, some of our recent celebrity-infused, second-hand offerings have been a little lacking lately (what, suddenly you're too jaded to get worked up about a futon with Ian Ziering ass-divots?), but we think we can make up for it by sharing this eBay auction for "Alec Baldwin's 20 GB 4th Generation iPod!" The actor's name is engraved on the back, making us, much like the seller's feedback rating, 97.2% positive that it's authentic. Marrying the best of Apple's Click Wheel™ technology and Baldwin's Aging Hipster™ taste ("Flaming Lips, the Doors, and Velvet Underground..."), we imagine the personal stereo has been nestled against a sweaty thicket of chest hair on many a Stairmaster jaunt, as it cycled through his favorite playlist, "Songs Kim Hates."