Kathy Griffin Divorces, Rats Out Thieving Husband
Watchers of Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List know that the annoying comic's marriage to her ineffectual, alfalfa-male husband Matt Moline has been on the rocks for a while now. Griffin often mentions that the two are "working things out," which invariably gets a huge response from her adoring audiences, composed mostly of gay men who will laugh at anything if it's said loudly enough. According to an interview she recently gave to Larry King (which has yet to air), however, things aren't looking good:
Not only did news emerge that Griffin, the star of Bravo's "Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List," has divorced her husband, Matt Moline, but the comic also told CNN's Larry King, in an interview set to air in coming days, that Moline stole $72,000 from her.
According to a story posted on Entertainment Tonight's Web site Wednesday, Griffin told King that Moline used her ATM cards without her knowledge and that the alleged theft prompted the couple's original split a year ago.
We'd say Moline has every right in helping himself to some well-deserved kickbacks—it's the least Griffin can do in return for the forced humiliation of having him style and set her hair before every gig. We have no idea what stopped him from turning that curling iron on himself and singeing off his manhood until now, but whatever it was, it's worth way more than $72K— a sum barely enough to cover a sanity-salvaging new set of golf clubs and a couple of lunchtime hooker rendezvous.