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• Project Runway mini-spoiler: model Jia Santos makes it to the final three, but her chances at victory are, uh, spoiled when she gets hit by a bus. She's been in intensive care for a month; Bravo execs are thrilled by the potential ratings and send flowers. [Gatecrasher]
• Philippe owner Stratis Morfogen claims that Bonnie Fuller pulled a Star feature on the restaurant after she was forced to wait 20 minutes for a table. Too bad; Star is world-renowned for its dining coverage. [Page Six]
• Beyonce gets slapped with a $1.5 million lawsuit from the businessman who helped broker the launch of her fashion label, claiming that she owes him a good deal of money. [Lowdown]
• Angelina Jolie gets SWF on Jennifer Aniston, reportedly taking a role originally written for Aniston. Meanwhile, Brad Pitt scratches his ass. [TMZ]
• After Hilary Swank sold him out for the sake of a bikini-clad Vanity Fair cover, Chad Lowe cuts himself a line and finds a new ho. [Us Weekly]
• Chevy Chase has such a great relationship with his daughter, he can openly call her a whore. [Page Six]