Gossip Roundup: Victoria Silvstedt Not the Master of Her Domain
• Enjoy this image as Victoria Silvstedt enjoys sex for one. The problem is not masturbation, because obviously everyone diddles here and there — but who the fuck makes that kind of face when they're flying solo? [Save Manny]
• On her Sirius radio show, Martha Stewart's daughter Alexis disturbingly reveals her sex romp with a then-unmarried Peter Cook, the Christie Brinkley's philandering husband. Is there no limit to where this man will go? [Page Six]
• People lie on camera! Breaking! [Lowdown]
• If you're going to get caught cheating on your girlfriend, it might as well be with a 21-year-old bisexual model. Well done, Simon Cowell. [R&M]
• Kid Rock enjoys his last days as a bachelor with a Pam Anderson clone. [TMZ]
• Someone please amuse us with a connection between Lindsay Lohan's recent hospitalization and her newest tattoo. Points for creativity. [Page Six]