'Post' Agitating For Yanks To Pick Up J.J. Putz
One of the sadder parts of Alex Rodriguez signing with the Yankees instead of the Boston Red Sox was the loss of the inevitable New York Post giant-type headline "A-HOL." Fortunately, the Yanks also picked up pitcher Chien-Ming Wang, and his recent heroics on the field have allowed the Post to come up with gems like the following:
We're gonna go out on a limb here and guess at some future subheads. Should Wang continue to do well, expect to see some of these:
WANG COMES UP BIG
WANG "WAY TOO FAST"
EVERYONE WORRIED ABOUT FACING WANG
"YOU DON'T WANT TO GET IN A DUEL WITH WANG"
WANG DELIVERS PERFECT CLIMAX TO SERIES
Should Wang falter down the stretch, these are more likely:
DROOPY WANG
WANG IN A HOLE
WANG LOSES CONTROL
THREE HIT BY WANG
PUFFED-UP WANG NOT FOOLING ANYBODY
There's also "COMMON CHINESE SURNAME SIMILAR TO AMERICAN SLANG FOR PENIS," but we don't expect that you'll be seeing that any time soon.
