We don't have a lot of background on the above video (apologies if you've seen it before, but it's new and amazing to us), in which Ben Affleck plops Montreal TV host Anne-Marie Losique in his lap during an interview for Jersey Girl and immediately abandons all promotional duties in favor of the far more important work of molesting the giggling Losique while slurring French-accented come-ons. And, quite frankly, we don't care. Our uncomplicated enjoyment of the following exchange couldn't possibly be enhanced by anything as mundane as "context":

Affleck: "You usually show a lot more cleavage than this, what's the story? Why are you covering it up today?"
AML: "Well, it's Sunday morning..."
Affleck: "It's Sunday morning? That never stopped you before from getting the titties out. Don't think you're trying to fool...Sunday morning? You can be in church, you should have that rack on display. The deacon...right? Am I right? That's how it goes. Usually it's the bikini, the whole thing. You know, you should work at Fox here in LA. You'd blend right in, they would love you. Fox LA, they have a pole that they dance on."

This video really isn't going to help us separate the offscreen Affleck from the one creating great art on the screen, as there's no way that we'll be able to sit through Hollywoodland without expecting him to suddenly undermine an emotional moment by breaking character, grabbing a female co-star, and holding forth on how soospeeshushleee ferm he finds her breasts.