In case you missed last night's gubernatorial debate - and, let's be honest, you missed last night's gubernatorial debate - you missed this gem from Republican candidate John Faso. The comment, "which brought gasps and laughs from the largely college-age audience," caused the debate's monitor to admonish the candidates, saying, "We are cable but not HBO, so we have to keep it clean in that regard."

Wow. Who knew the debates were this much fun? We're totally watching the next one. You know, unless we have plans that night. Whenever it is.

Faso's Metaphor [NYDN]
SPITZER-FASO DEBATE NUTTY AND NAUGHTY [NYP]