"Oh J r me, how shall we ever express the empty shell our lives have become?"
"We must hold a mock protest against something so banal, the world sees instantly it is but a satire on the whiny petite bourgeoisie, distracted from the true existential questions of our time."
"But what if they take us seriously?"
"Mon amie, they couldn't possibly be so stupid."

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