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Fresh off her defensive insistence that adopting David Banda was perfectly legal and had nothing whatsoever to do with any large, money-crammed envelopes she shoved under the door of a government office's men's room, the New York Post reports that Madonna already has her eye on a matching accessory.

The superstar is already planning her next adoption - handpicking a 3-year-old girl from the same village where she found her soon-to-be new son.

"I looked at this child with questioning dark eyes and the saddest smile. I thought, 'She looks just like me,' " the 48-year-old singer and married mother of two gushed of the moment she spotted the little girl, according to London's Daily Mail. "I told [hubby] Guy [Ritchie], 'We must give this child a home, too."

If true, it would make the score Madonna 2, Jolie-Pitt 2. The gauntlet has been thrown, and all we can do now is watch as this battle royale spirals out of control, ending with Madonna carving out the entire country of Malawi from its current continent and transporting it to the grounds of her English manor house.