Gossip Roundup: Why Do You Have to Go and Make Things So Complicated?

- Nick and Vanessa believe the camera will steal their soul. [Page Six]
- OJ to write book about killing Nicole, hypothetically of course, because he totally didn't do it. [MSNBC]
- Sofia Coppola expecting, childbirth video to be scored by Air. [People]
- Jamie Pressly engaged, Crab Man not happy. [Us]
- Avril gets nose job, maybe. Would Sk8r boi approve? [Life & Style]
- JT invites press, then turns his sexyback on them. [Star]