Courtney Love Lulling Next Victim Into A False Sense Of Security
Kudos to CNN.com's online entertainment editors for pairing a helpful timestamp with this remarkable headline, allowing us all to measure with great precision the interval that passes between today's story about Love's current sobriety and any forthcoming ones about an inventive assault, the reason for the bludgeoning, and another court-ordered attempt at finally halting the new, chemically fuelled cycle of violence.