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We can't even begin to describe the amazing wonders inside Dirty Blonde, Courtney Love's new memoir/diary/hemorrhage of random life detritus. The woman basically stopped just short of including a used tampon with every copy sold. Seriously. Anyway, expect more Love from us in days to come, possibly in the form of a daily Zen koan from everyone's favorite devout Buddhist. (Ex: "What would the rose do?/Would the rose hire a publicist?/Let's be mountain junkies and breed/satanic mall rats.") But for today, we thought we'd just reprint an excerpt from an email conversation between Love and one of her acolytes: the one and only Lindsay Lohan. After the jump, soak up the learning.

(The subject is L. Lo's unflattering Vanity Fair profile. Love writes to sympathize, and to explain that being humiliated in a national magazine is actually a good career move. Sic sic sic, of course.)

Subject: Keep your chin up I realise now that as hardcore as it was, it made me alot more interesting and somehow employable. Keep your chin up. Noones giving it a second though. I bet its hard because you're in it, but just keep creative and surrounded by good people. Courtney

Subject: Re: Keep your chin up
You first off, are so amazing, and introspective and kind and I really admire your perspective on things, as well as you taking the time to be so curteous in my situation and these sickofans that invest in our lives that we work for and aspire to have. People that are so unhappy with their own lives that they have to pry and lie about anothers . . .
But again, you, second off, its really rad that you're even emailing me and have so much care to give me your insight because you're bloody fucking genius in all the things you do, amongst all the shit you've been through . . .
Can we meet sometimes and talk and chat like normal people so that I can pick your brain?
Also, my mommy says hello and she loves you tons. Hehe :) . . . I need to go to a gym! Peace and Love, Lindsay


The odds that these two will ever "chat like normal people" or, actually, do anything like normal people seem pretty fucking slim, no?