Britney Spears' innocent trip to the LA Zoo was marred by another vagina-flashing incident. (SFW, though telling you that kind of ruins the joke)[Yeeeah]
Prison Break "star" we've never heard of in spite of being sent 84 screeners Lane Garrison was arrested after his involvement in an SUV crash that killed a 17 year old. [TMZ]
Rush and Molloy pulled aside the curtain and shows us how Lindsay Lohan gossip gets made. It's like that Unwrapped show on the Food Network, guys: you're ruining the magic! [R&M, second item]
Gwyneth Paltrow told a Portuguese newspaper that the British are "more intelligent and civilized" than Americans. Why, they're probably even intelligent enough not to insult their countrymen in print all the damn time! [Star]
Keanu Reeves apparently hasn't changed his outfit in 13 weeks. [Cityrag]
Britney and "firecrotch" coiner Brandon Davis took their relationship to the next level: bathroom-fucking. [Page Six]
At the Kennedy Center Honors, Jessica Simpson screwed up her tribute (singing '9 to 5') to honoree Dolly Parton, exiting the stage abruptly to no applause. Shame on you, Jessica. We've karaoked that song a bunch of times, and it's pretty easy! [MyWayNews]
