Dick Grasso Can Be in Your Home for the Holidays
In the market for a fiendishly festive portrait of former New York Stock Exchange honcho Richard Grasso? Of course you are. Who could resist the soothing, gremlinesque visage of a gentle man who just wants his damned $140 million already? Exhibited today outside the Exchange by artist Geoffrey Raymond, the piece goes for a mere $2,500 on eBay. No payments for six months, and you needn't fear an investigation from the attorney general's office.
