A few days ago, we noted that New York magazine, in its infinite wisdom, had deemed Jersey City the new cool neighborhood. Today we draw your attention to the most articulately insane response to the NYM story that we've come across, appropriately titled "Fuck You, Jersey City Is Not Cool." A sampling:

Let's face it. When judging whether a place is "cool" or not we're basically saying, "Can a skinny, white, middle class kid move here and find it both cheap and safe?" Because, look! As soon as the cool secret gets out, that's what the place gets flooded with!

Whatever. We're still not moving there.

Fuck You, Jersey City Is Not Cool [Listen to Me]
Earlier: Can We Put This Cool Neighborhoods Thing to Rest, Please?