Apparently writing bitchy Amazon reviews of Gross's book wasn't enough for the Kucz. No, our favorite sockpuppety Loehmann's shopper has stooped to even more highschooly tactics in her battle against the author of a book that revealed some nasty goss about her husband. We've somehow appropriated this voicemail, which Richard has been kind enough to animate for us:

(This obviously has nothing whatsoever to do with Monday's Kucz Fresh Air interview, by the way.)

Earlier: Alex Kuczynski's Amazon Adventure Continues