Miss Nevada USA Shows Up Recently Disgraced Pageant Winners
The barrage of recent Miss USA-related scandals has made the stories completely blur together for us, making it nearly impossible to distinguish which tiaratard is off to Trump-ordered rehab, was dumped by MADD, or—and we may be misremembering this one—once sold herself into the harem of a blonde-hoarding sultan, a clear violation of pageant by-laws. In any case, the senseless media persecution of these young women for doing what comes naturally to a pageant winner set loose in the city (namely, binge-drinking themselves to temporary blindness, then publicly indulging in some light bisexuality) continues with the release of some racy™ photos of Miss Nevada USA partaking in the kind of harmless merriment that typically earns a vivacious gal a coveted cover slot on a Girls Gone Wild DVD. We hesitate to even offer a link to the allegedly controversial images, as we'd never want to be a party to anything that would have a chilling effect on future pageanteers flashing their goodies and making out with each other, but we feel it's important that each reader make up his or her mind about whether such innocent activities compromise a beauty contest title-holder's ability to wear a sash bearing her state's name while cutting a ribbon at a local car dealership.
[UPDATE: Drunken make-out photos have been removed by request of the owner. But you know where to find them by now.]
