• The top 9 celebrity sex tapes that never existed—much to our collective chagrin. [Derek Hail]
  • In order to continue her two-children-per-year pace, Britney Spears is planning to adopt a child orphaned by the 2004 tsunami. [Hollyscoop]
  • Observer TV scribe Rebecca Dana starts on the NYT's Business desk on Jan. 29. [Romenesko]