Britney may end up not getting her entire appearance fee from Pure, where she "fell asleep" on New Year's Eve. Which is too bad — she needs to put that money towards a whole new wardrobe, publicist, face, image, and brain. [Gatecrasher]
Also, she and Kevin have worked out who will have custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James . . . this month. Mark your calendars! [AP]
Cops shut down Crobar and Sol. Apparently, they have drugs there. Who knew? [NYP]
Chris Robinson and Tara Reid now have something in common. [TMZ]
There's a controversy over the size of Screech's schlong that you can read about, in case you have some faith in humanity left that you'd like to forever destroy. [R&M]
Angelina Jolie prefers her adopted kids to her biological baby. Shocker! [UsWeekly]
