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Each week, a reader comment per day is selected for inclusion and veneration in the Gold Star Motel. Standards of excellence are arbitrary, fluid, and contradictory. The reward is strictly honorary (at best). This week:

Re: Is 'Stacked' Author Susan Seligson Padding Her, Uh, Resum ?
• Chief Wahoo - "Be sure to read my upcoming memoir 'Twelve inches is just enough'."

Re: Logrolling in Our Time: America's Next Third-To-Top Model Edition
• Bob Loblaw - "Though I hear she tears Martin Amis a new asshole in the Times next week. 'Um, hello? Ever hear of pacing? This shit is STAAAAGNANT!'"

Re: Rachel Sklar Is Bags of Fun, Credibility
• KarenUhOh - "You should give Hitchens commenter privileges."

Re: Father Jonathan Likes It Hard, Good
• Smirk - "Geez, how come the priest who molested me didn't look that hot?"

Re: Paula Abdul, Drunker Than Usual Even On Live TV
• the rat - "I hate to say it, but she looks kind of hot drunk like that. Is it my instinct just telling me: 'drunk chick! easy target' or what?"

Earlier: Sweet Sausage