We're too cool to watch American Idol (not being ironic — we're not too cool for a lot of dumb shit, but we have to draw the line somewhere), but we know that a lot of people watched the debut episode of season six last night. So we wanted to draw your attention to the hard work of Eric at Death by Camera: he not only watched, he then hunted around on MySpace to find all the rejected famewhores' profiles, posting the cream of the crop. We especially like Jessica Rhode, right, who's a cosmetologist at Glamour Shots (no!!!) when she's not butchering Jewel songs. Maybe she should have attempted to warble a tune by one of her other favorite recording artists: the Google Dolls.

American Idol MySpace Hunt #1 [Death by Camera]