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How the heck can Eric—a good-hearted 30-year-old Columbia grad schooler and Peace Corps vet with an eerie resemblance to Will and Grace's Eric McCormack—find love in this frosty, lonely town?

Or! How can he not, what with these pictures of himself with adorable and presumably poor-and-foreign kidlings that he posted on Craigslist's randy M4M section last night with a cry for help. You see, part of him has "given up on dating, men or relationships" but another part of him "still wants to try." Maybe that's why he was driven to hijack these youngsters from Ikeja or Paramaribo or wherever. As goes Madonna, so goeth the gays.

Won't you please do something? For just $1.50 a day, you can take the subway up to Columbia and help Eric find love again. Interested, child-loving fellows may peruse his full ad after the jump.