In the interest of granting equal time to all videos attempting to parodically expose the inner workings of the Lost writers room, we pass along this clip from G4's Attack of the Show, which a couple of readers have noted tackled the same material months ago. We'll leave it up to you to decide whether pitches about magical turtles or cameos by the Harlem Globetrotters more accurately reflect the absurd plot elements to which we'll be reintroduced later tonight.