• New pix have emerged of Britney Spears attacking a paparazzo's car with an umbrella on Wednesday night. We think the Daily News is kind of sexist to characterize this as a 'freakout' — when male celebs attack photographers, they're just being 'assertive.' It's not fair. [NYDN]
  • Will Terrence Howard bring new girlfriend Naomi Campbell to the Oscars? Why isn't gossip-gay Ben Widdicombe hinting that Terrence is a homo? So many questions! [Gatecrasher]
  • Fans of Anna Nicole Smith's E! Show — remember her wonderful lezzie assistant Kim? She lashed out at Howard K. Stern on her blog finally! [Page Six]
  • Miss USA Tara Conner might get booted from her Broadway role as Roxie Hart in Chicago, owing to her being a "total amateur." Yeah, she's no Brooke Shields. [NYP]
  • Nick Cannon and Selita Eubanks, both of whom are ostensibly famous for something (okay, okay, she's a Victoria's Secret model and he used to be on Nickelodeon or something), wed in Las Vegas last weekend. [Us Weekly]
  • Radar got a real doctor to watch the contested tape of a 9 months pregnant Anna Nicole Smith. His verdict? She was totally on some opiates, omg. [Radar]