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When a judge sent Courtney Love to rehab in the summer of 2005 after violating her probation with various drug and assault pleas, she chose Newport Beach's Beau Monde Programs, where she spent three months being pampered back to sobriety through a full immersion into its rigorous 12-step program. ("Step 1: Slip into this luxurious robe. Step 2: Choose Shiatsu or traditional Swedish..." etc.) Beau Monde is still waiting on payment for her $181,286 bill, and filed a complaint March 1, available for your perusal, in addition to a copy of her signed admission agreement, at The Smoking Gun. Addressed to Love's criminal lawyer, Howard Weitzman, and Warren Boyd, her "personal addiction counselor," it's now up to her overworked team to figure out the best way to settle this unpleasantness, short of forcing her to sell off the rights to "Rape Me" to Progressive Auto Insurance for their edgy new "Don't get raped. Choose Progressive." TV and print campaign.