Japanese Bruce Willis Wondering How Japanese Ashton Kutcher Managed To Squeeze Him Out Of His Own Family
We have no doubt the response has been tremendous to a recent casting notice for "Halle Berry & Bruce Willis look-a-likes" to participate in a "street marketing/publicity stunt campaign" for their upcoming, memorably titled thriller Perfect Stranger, with every non-equity, balding white guy and Catwoman-type in Hollywood lining up for a piece of the premiere-night swag-distributing action. The last thing the event organizers need this late into the game, therefore, is a lead on a dead ringer delighting Japanese TV audiences with his eerily accurate approximation of John McClane. Still, producers may want to consider the potential of the increased overseas returns were Willis to pose next to his Japanese twin at photo ops—a sidekick no more humiliating than that Over the Hedge racoon.