Our obsession with the vapid jackasses who write letters to Interview magazine continues to pay dividends. The April issues features a pantheon of imbecility, almost all of it in praise of that publication's recent issue devoted to Elizabeth Taylor. (The one letter to range off-topic applauds the magazine's website, which is heinous.) Someone really ought to do a study on the stable of dolts who correspond with Interview: Are they the dumbest people ever to achieve literacy, or some separately-evolved race of beings for whom writing fawning letters to an oversized celebrity rag affords some sort of protection from predators? In any event, here's our favorite invention from this month's issue. Click to enlarge.

Previously: Does 'Interview' Invent Its Letters To The Editor?