On April 6, lawyers will assemble downtown to approve the settlement of the A Million Little Pieces litigation against Random House and James Frey. Did you buy the book in the U.S.? Are you willing to swear you were misled? Congratulations! You're in the settlement class! But you'll only have until May 15 to get your $23.95 for your hardcovers, and you'll sign away the right to have a beef with Frey ever again. [UPDATE: That's a proposed date—real date to be hashed out later.] Best of all, they've already registered the website, with the sexy URL of AMLPSettlement.com. Come and marvel at the web skills of the legal community!