IT'S BIRKHEAD BY A NOSE

Ladies and gentlemen, Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn. We can all sleep more soundly tonight knowing that all is right in the world, and that Larry Birkhead will be getting both $5 million and a baby, for sure.

Larry To Dannielynn: Say Hi To Daddy [TMZ]

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