• Jim McGreevey is so gay, having sex with only one man does not satisfy him! He craves still more man-sex! [Page Six]
  • Nonapology nonaccepted, Jimmy Kimmel. [Page Six]
  • At a benefit concert, Elton John dedicated "Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word" to the Don Imus scandal. [R&M]
  • Girls Gone Wild's embezzling molester Joe Francis is getting into even more trouble in jail, smuggling in pills and bribing guards. [TMZ]
  • Britney Spears keeps wearing the same pair of ugly boots. [Us]