The Post finally gives the wood to this week's revelation that Jim McGreevey (former New Jersey governor, Gay American, etc.) plans to become an Episcopal priest. (The news gives the paper an opportunity to summarize the recent conflict in the Anglican faith over the ordination of gays. It may be the most informative article the Post has ever provided its readership.) In any event, while we applaud the paper's vague restraint in its choice of headline, we think an event this joyous calls for a little more pizzazz.

  • GAY-men!
  • EpiscoGAYlean!
  • Holy MOley!
  • Altar Boys Beware!
  • Assmaster of Divinity
  • Banglican

We're still having coffee. Surely you can do better?

HEAVEN HELP US! MCG TO BE PRIEST [NYP]
Previously: Italians Like-a The Rudy