Post grannygoss Cindy keeps it relevant today with this brief but layered aside:

Hey, Britney sure Spears 'em. Her bed has so much traffic it has a passing lane. [And leave me alone. I'm entitled to my comments. When you get a column you can say what you want.]

What do you know, Cindy, we do sorta have a "column!" But we would just like to use it to say thanks.

Anna Nicole's Bro Has A Beef [Cindy]