We're gagging our way through this one, but we'll give it a go: Hey, ladies, looking for that special someone? Ready for a man who's not afraid to commit? Want a hardworking fellow who dreams of having a family someday? Well, you just may be in luck! Thanks to "Extra," if "you're single, sexy and looking for love, here's your chance to score a one-of-a-kind man!" That man? Men's Health editor Dave Zinczenko, a dynamic go-getter, brimming with self-confidence and ready to—ah, we can't do this. We're sure some lucky girl will enjoy the benefits of Dave's subpar tongular ministrations sometime soon. Why not you?

America's Most Eligible: David Zinczenko, Editor-in-Chief of Men's Health Magazine! [Extra]